pearuzi's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Gayest Showdown]

Dammnn this is wierd

It was wierd, the graphics were modest, you could see some slight effort in the animation, the problem is the rest of the movie, it was just stupid, you were dissing an awesome film, and i gave you a 7 in humor because it was so goddamn sad

[Eminem in: Scard Straight]

What do you know about eminem????

Before i get to my rant about emienem, let me rank you fairly

Graphics: below average, because you were only using a few different frames

Style: You are dissing one of the greatest music makers ever, and that is NOT cool

Sound:just a bunch of talking, it was pretty crappy too.

violence: Well there was the slapping at the end, and that is about it.

interactivity:You did include multiple buttons, but was not a big part of the movie.

Humor: NO, not funny.... At all

Now about eminem, you probably hate him, but you really don't know anything about him, he was born with no dad and had a mother who was a crack addict, he could not afford any of the tools that you used to make this, he had to hone his rapping skills since he was 12, than he would have to hustle on the streets of detroit for money, when his daughter was born, he had to start working minimum wage so he (and she) could get by in life. Then he started making albums in 1996, but was finally discovered in 1999, then he was divorced by his wife, and had to be away from his daughter, so he gave up stardom to be with her, now he's an entruepaneur for people on the streets who have nothing, i bet your friends would drop you like a hot potato just to get stardom.

I know you are just going to use the "wigger" or flash by devilsoji -none- trick on me, but at least i would never do something this low and terrible.

[Bowser Story]

Coolio

That was pretty good, sprite crew has done well, they give servicable flash once again, good job guys.

[Fun in the Snow!]

Solid overall

It was a pretty funny flash, good punchline to it, thanks for caring and making this, i also well appreciate the art

JoelSem responds:

Lol, you're the first person to actually comment on the art.
Good to know that you enjoyed it : )
Thanks for the review.

[support our soldiers in i]

your just trying to milk some praise

But you are not getting praise from me, do you know what the true intention of bush is with iraq? no, what he's trying to do is take control of those people, not free them,they should have a right to decide whatever the hell they want, and don't even try the

Flash by devilsojii
-none-

Trick on me, id rather have nothing than something this useless, and i want to put some true effort into my first flash,practice makes perfect.

You need to understand that were fighting for a lost cause, that is why i rated so low on this, not because i hate the troops of the army

P.s. Better luck next time

[.:The Dream:.]

try and get past the animation

This is above, saturday cartoon quality animation this is very artistic, and the idea behind sounds awesome, too bad it was cancelled

[Your Making Him Sad]

your perseverance to make this is amazing

You must have tooken months to make this, it is truly a god among clock films, this deserves a 5 all the way. You are a symbol of perseverence

SwitchBladeClock responds:

It did take months actually. Thanks.

[Pokemon Clear]

A small belly laugh

It's a very small belly laugh, but overall seems pretty lazy, you wer just talking and there was all this dshort and wierd poopy jokes, don't take it personally, its also pretty funny overall.